All the ladies have been raving about the Twilight Series for what seems like forever! I finally gave in as I came to the close of Atonement. I ran next door and borrowed the book. This was not even 2 days ago. I could not put it down! I haven't done anything but read the whole time (ok I did have to take little breaks...shopping...being a mama.....sleep.) I don't want to give anything away so I won't get into it. I highly recommend this book! It just captivated me.
Least Likely 2 Breedhas brought to all us hot mamas Mother Effer's Va-J-J Jelly! Have you ever wondered why women were targeted by the media for dryness. There are even some (very unsexy) TV commercials selling lube. Was it another made-up "problem" to make women feel inferior and buy more products? I could barely imagine what they were talking about -- until I had a baby.
Oh cruel world -- while you are pregnant your friends and relatives will tell you about their torturous (or fabulously perfect but let me tell you...45 hours of labor is NO WALK IN THE PARK PEOPLE!) births and it's after effects -- the hemorrhoids, the pain of engorgement, and how your breasts will never be the same after nursing.
But strangely enough no one ever tells you that there's a possiblity that you most likely will turn drier than the Sahara desert - until after the birth.
Feel depressed and maybe a bit squeemish about all this? Well, get over it! Now that's it's out in the open and you know you are curious...Least Likely 2 Breed also offers 3 other FAB produts!
Got a bad ass in your crib? Diaper Rash is a bummer for you and the babe; so take care of that mess with Bad Ass Booty Balm.
LOVE BITES! DEAL WITH IT{but ease the pain with Tough Titties Nipple Rub.}
STYLE YOUR PILES with "Roid Rage"
the classiest flashiest hemorrhoid creme on the planet.
Other than the best named products around is the price.....$5.99 each! Are you kiddin me? These aren't just practical, these would make some of the best gift either for baby showers or gag gifts! So go on now....get some Va-J-J Jelly!
TRUST ME! You will be thankin me later!
Yesterday was "LOVE" day. I made this that was going to be a gift.
Cute huh? It is filled with cinnamon lips and pink jelly beans. I tried the jelly beans when I was pouring them in and was hooked! Cocoa Bon makes this upscale, urban cocktail jellybean that is blended especially for the socialite who - like the Cosmopolitan martini itself - lives large. Large flavors. Large scenes. Large parties. Large hang-overs the next morning. Blending the bold juice of cranberry with a sharp citrus tang, they've brought together disperse elements that are certain to spark witty party conversation. Other cocktail jelly bean flavors include: Bellini, Lemon Drop, and Mojito. Now....I am not a fan of Jelly Beans, but there is somethin' sneaky about these little sugar babies. Mine are all gone!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Grab your forks and dive in, but gents, be prepared not to get one bite! This is by far the best thing I have ever eaten! It is sinful how much I am in love with the Lemon Cooler Cake from Posh Pantry
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Posh Pantry says "One of the signature cakes, made with real lemons, fresh eggs and quality ingredients is always fresh and moist. The distinct tangy taste will captivate your taste buds and leave you asking for more." Let me tell you.....you will want more! I haven't figured out where to buy these other than Costco. They make so many different cakes, I need to try more! If I were to have a heart attack and die right in the middle of eating one of these, I wouldn't even care. In fact I am sure I would be smilling!
Oh yes! Valentines day is just a few days away and you have tried your hardest to figure out something Romantic to do for you and your sweetie and either nothing is working out or you just can't think of anything. When all else fails turn to Romantic moves! I am an easy kinda girl who loves nothing more than cuddling up on the couch with a fuzzy blanket and some snacks like my favorite Popcorn and Frozen Junior Mints. I have put together a list of some of my favorite Romantic movies which I think are classic. 
Are you a "list" person? Do you work better by writing everything down? I have found something to make your life easier and a little more organized.
jot IT DOWN makes these fresh Custom Notepads for anyone, and any occasion. They range from $3.00-8.00 and she will add a magnet strip to the back of any pad for an additional $.25 a pad.
I am more of a "fly by the seat of my pants" kinda lady, but I do have lots of post its all over my house... which is just getting annoying and really cluttered. These are so fun, they might take me over to the DARK SIDE!
