Too DRY to BONE?

Ah yes! I have finally found something that is of MOST use to me.
I am saying TOP PRIORITY!

Least Likely 2 Breedhas brought to all us hot mamas Mother Effer's Va-J-J Jelly! Have you ever wondered why women were targeted by the media for dryness. There are even some (very unsexy) TV commercials selling lube. Was it another made-up "problem" to make women feel inferior and buy more products? I could barely imagine what they were talking about -- until I had a baby.

Oh cruel world -- while you are pregnant your friends and relatives will tell you about their torturous (or fabulously perfect but let me tell you...45 hours of labor is NO WALK IN THE PARK PEOPLE!) births and it's after effects -- the hemorrhoids, the pain of engorgement, and how your breasts will never be the same after nursing.

But strangely enough no one ever tells you that there's a possiblity that you most likely will turn drier than the Sahara desert - until after the birth.

Feel depressed and maybe a bit squeemish about all this? Well, get over it! Now that's it's out in the open and you know you are curious...Least Likely 2 Breed also offers 3 other FAB produts!

Got a bad ass in your crib? Diaper Rash is a bummer for you and the babe; so take care of that mess with Bad Ass Booty Balm.

LOVE BITES! DEAL WITH IT{but ease the pain with Tough Titties Nipple Rub.}

STYLE YOUR PILES with "Roid Rage"
the classiest flashiest hemorrhoid creme on the planet.

Other than the best named products around is the price.....$5.99 each! Are you kiddin me? These aren't just practical, these would make some of the best gift either for baby showers or gag gifts! So go on now....get some Va-J-J Jelly!
TRUST ME! You will be thankin me later!